Shipping info

Have you bought something and want to know where it is?

- The item listing will state what kind of postage will be used.

- For smaller items this will usually be Royal Mail 2nd Class (postcards, etc). For larger or more delicate items, this will usually be Royal Mail Tracked/Special Delivery (artwork, prints etc).

- Most UK orders will take 5-7 days to arrive, from the date of checkout.

- 'Anywhere outside of the UK' orders: I have no idea how long post-Brexit orders are taking, but I've heard it's a long time. Please check your local customs guidance. I am also deeply sorry about Brexit.


Have you bought something, and it's been longer than 7 days?

- Firstly, check your inbox/spam/junkmail for an email with tracking information.

- If you don't have any tracking, email me (at [email protected]) and I can provide it to you.

- If your item has been sent by Royal Mail 2nd Class, please allow up to 10 days for them to deliver it to you. If it still hasn't reached you, let me know and we can tag-team them and find out what's up.


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